SHROOM IN THE BUSH?   Remember:   If you guys ever want to play a game with the Captain Teemo just add Kolstin on League of Legends!


((And Captain Teemo will play other champions. . . because he can disguise himself. . . That's how good the Captain is))

Are we going to die today?


KARTHUS STOP ULTING!

— 2 years ago with 3 notes
sinfulsucculence:

Yum, thanks for the Easter Eggs Teemo!

Does that mean I may come over for cupcakes now?

sinfulsucculence:

Yum, thanks for the Easter Eggs Teemo!

Does that mean I may come over for cupcakes now?

(via sinfulsucculence-deactivated201)

— 2 years ago with 2 notes

sinfulsucculence:

captainteemo:

My poison is my poison and my poison alone. Why would I want to give you my poison?

I wasn’t saying you’d use your poison in my pastries intentionally! The poison that’s left over from handling your shrooms is what I’m worried about! Unless your decontaminate yourself daily and hourly I would understand. For now I only invite Rini and Annie over to bake.

I decontaminate myself! What are you talking about?! I am not a savage.

(Source: rinidinger, via sinfulsucculence-deactivated201)

— 2 years ago with 6 notes

sinfulsucculence:

captainteemo:

Well that’s because no one wants to acknowledge the Captain.
The damage is done Miss Morgana.
You don’t even invite me over to bake cupcakes with you. ; A ; 

Well maybe if you spent less time growing your mushrooms I’d invite you!

I don’t want whatever poison you use on my pastries. Hmph!

My poison is my poison and my poison alone. Why would I want to give you my poison?

(Source: rinidinger, via sinfulsucculence-deactivated201)

— 2 years ago with 6 notes

sinfulsucculence:

captainteemo:

sinfulsucculence:

I do not like Male Yordles. 

They are all creepy.

My feelings are hurt.


E-e-except for you Teemo!

You haven’t done anything creepy.

Well, you do have quite a temper sometimes.

Well that’s because no one wants to acknowledge the Captain.
The damage is done Miss Morgana.
You don’t even invite me over to bake cupcakes with you. ; A ; 

(Source: rinidinger, via sinfulsucculence-deactivated201)

— 2 years ago with 6 notes

sinfulsucculence:

rinidinger:

sinfulsucculence said: Oh look another Yordle who relies on technology instead of his own strength. Ha! We shall see just how effective your technology is on the field, yordle.

H-Hey! Morg! That stings me too! I thought we were friends :<

I do not like Male Yordles. 

They are all creepy.

My feelings are hurt.

(via sinfulsucculence-deactivated201)

— 2 years ago with 6 notes
WARNING:

IF ANYONE HAS ORACLES OR IF THEY HAVE WARDS WITH SIGHT, I WILL END YOU. I WILL END YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PUSH BACK MY YORDLE SQUAD AND WE WILL HAVE ANNIE SAY “BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL” AND WHAT NOT.

I AM WATCHING FROM THE SHADOWS. IN PLAIN SIGHT. EVERYWHERE.
IN THE BUSH. IN THE TREE. ON YOUR SHOULDER. ON YOUR SHOE. I WILL FIND YOU. 

— 2 years ago with 1 note
Time to feast!: What "Love"? →

kogmaw:

teemo

SHE HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.(Okay enough bro-ing out with Brolaf for a while)
A HUGE CRUSH. BIGGER THAN CHO’GATH. A LOVE DEEPER THAN THE ABYSS OF KOG MAW’S MOUTH. A LOVE HOTTER THAN THE VENGEANCE OF BRAND. A LOVE LOUDER THAN THE SYMPHONIES THAT ARE COMPOSED BY SONA….

… Go ask Rini. She has love.

— 2 years ago with 5 notes