((And Captain Teemo will play other champions. . . because he can disguise himself. . . That's how good the Captain is))
I HAVE CREATED A NEW KIND OF MUSHROOM.
Yum, thanks for the Easter Eggs Teemo!
Does that mean I may come over for cupcakes now?
My poison is my poison and my poison alone. Why would I want to give you my poison?
I wasn’t saying you’d use your poison in my pastries intentionally! The poison that’s left over from handling your shrooms is what I’m worried about! Unless your decontaminate yourself daily and hourly I would understand. For now I only invite Rini and Annie over to bake.
I decontaminate myself! What are you talking about?! I am not a savage.
(Source: rinidinger, via sinfulsucculence-deactivated201)
Well that’s because no one wants to acknowledge the Captain.
The damage is done Miss Morgana.
You don’t even invite me over to bake cupcakes with you. ; A ;Well maybe if you spent less time growing your mushrooms I’d invite you!
I don’t want whatever poison you use on my pastries. Hmph!
My poison is my poison and my poison alone. Why would I want to give you my poison?
(Source: rinidinger, via sinfulsucculence-deactivated201)
I do not like Male Yordles.
They are all creepy.
My feelings are hurt.
E-e-except for you Teemo!You haven’t done anything creepy.
Well, you do have quite a temper sometimes.
Well that’s because no one wants to acknowledge the Captain.
The damage is done Miss Morgana.
You don’t even invite me over to bake cupcakes with you. ; A ;
(Source: rinidinger, via sinfulsucculence-deactivated201)
sinfulsucculence said: Oh look another Yordle who relies on technology instead of his own strength. Ha! We shall see just how effective your technology is on the field, yordle.
H-Hey! Morg! That stings me too! I thought we were friends :<
I do not like Male Yordles.
They are all creepy.
My feelings are hurt.
IF ANYONE HAS ORACLES OR IF THEY HAVE WARDS WITH SIGHT, I WILL END YOU. I WILL END YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PUSH BACK MY YORDLE SQUAD AND WE WILL HAVE ANNIE SAY “BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL” AND WHAT NOT.
I AM WATCHING FROM THE SHADOWS. IN PLAIN SIGHT. EVERYWHERE.
IN THE BUSH. IN THE TREE. ON YOUR SHOULDER. ON YOUR SHOE. I WILL FIND YOU.
teemo
SHE HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.(Okay enough bro-ing out with Brolaf for a while)
A HUGE CRUSH. BIGGER THAN CHO’GATH. A LOVE DEEPER THAN THE ABYSS OF KOG MAW’S MOUTH. A LOVE HOTTER THAN THE VENGEANCE OF BRAND. A LOVE LOUDER THAN THE SYMPHONIES THAT ARE COMPOSED BY SONA….
… Go ask Rini. She has love.
